Chris brown got to finally to honor Michael Jackson with an amazing dance tribute.

Chris comes the closest that I have ever seen to perfectly imitating Michael’s dance moves. They should have ended the performance there. Instead BET faded to blacked and then zoomed on Chris as he began to sing “Make a Change”.

The problem is he wasn’t singing. To my utter horror, he began to bawl. He tried to sing, but his efforts deteriorated into downright bawling and rigorous arm jerking.

Then he left the stage.

What a joke.

Who doesn’t believe Chris was bawling about his lost CD sales and is hoping to get the audience to forgive him through a few bouts of manly bawling.

That is mind-blogging. Then again, love is not rational. If a man beats you to a pulp, especially if your face is that which is pulped, how can you think of going back to him? A man who beats you in the face wants to hurt you deeply. Men know women are vain and this is one of the ways they can seriously hurt women.

We at Dating Dump strongly believe that there is never a reason for a man to hit a woman, not even if she “provokes” it. That is not to say if a woman comes at a man with a knife, he should not protect himself. When your life is in danger, you do whatever you need to do to protect and defend yourself. Women should not ever hit a man because not all men were raised to not hit women. You are opening yourself up to extreme violence. At the same time if a woman is foolish enough to slap a guy, then walk away man. The law is not on your side and you are likely to end up in jail.

Quite frankly, the thought of Rihanna and Chris together again makes us want to hurl. Rihanna you have everything going for you. You have a fantastic career with thousands of fans routing for you. You are a beautiful person inside and out. You can have your pick of almost any man .

Choose wisely, girl.

I know you all have heard the news about Mariah Carey and Eminem. Yes, they are fighting again.

Mariah apparently made a video for her new song “obsessed” in which she dresses as a man sporting a goatee with a hood over his head. This man is bears a remarkable similarity to Eminem. In return, eminem made a rhyme called “Warning” in which he completely disses Mariah and warns her that if she doesn’t stop, he will bring everything to light including voice mail and pictures. Oh, by the way, it also appears that Mariah’s voice is sampled on the rhyme.

Oh Mariah, don’t you know what a viper, Eminem is? He can give it a lot worse than you can ever give it. He is no gentleman. What is wrong with Mariah and Eminem anyway?

The problem with Mariah and Eminem is a common issue. It is the case of a man wanting a woman more than she wants him. You see, when Mariah and Eminem got together, it was hot, and I am sure. However, Mariah must have decided that it was not such a good idea for people in her circle to know that he had hooked up with him. She must have felt she was better than him. And that, my friends, drove Eminem crazy.

How many men wish they had a woman that they know is too good for them. Is there a way to get this woman?

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